Sooo eating at one of my favorite restaurants here in the Sandbox I had the oddest thing happen to me… We were finishing up with dinner of some Shish Tawooq sandwiches and this guy whom I’ve seen there a few times slides up to our table and starts miming something in front of his belly in the rough shape of a jar and then it gets weird, he starts asking if I like honey… Now normally I’m not into guys or honey, but this was a moment in time you can’t just make a flash decision and go with the norm. The dude was offering me honey! So I did what any normal human would do when presented with a dude miming a jar of honey in front of himself, I said "no I’m ok?" Which roughly translates into "Yes, I would like you to bring me a jar of contraband honey and shove it into my shopping bag." He then proceeded to shove the jar into my bag and I gave him some QAR and we went out the door with my contraband honey…
I’ll have to report later if the honey is any good or if I’ve been arrested for buying contraband honey…
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